Gelett Burgess

"To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life."

"there are no roads in all Bohemia !"

"A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go."

"I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!"

"Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"— I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it; But I can tell you Anyhow I'll Kill you if you Quote it!"

"I don't know much about Art, but I know what I like. (p. 24)"

"She doesn't look a day over fifty. (p. 24)"

"You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. (p. 25)"

"It isn't so much the heat... as the humidity. (p. 28)"

"You're a sight for sore eyes. (p. 29)"