Friends with Benefits (film)

"[after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair] I'm your boss! Give me your pants!"

"I'm emotionally unavailable."

"Are you trying to dig your way to China?"

"I have the perfect body for Photoshop. This [face] gets more angular, these [legs] get longer and this [nose] gets way more Christian."

"Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A. [Everybody boos him] He's the reason I can afford all this beer! [Everybody cheers him]"

"I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love. [sees posters for "The Ugly Truth" on a wall] Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!"

"[repeated line] Still not gay?"

"A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!"

"Taxi Driver: Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick!"

"Kayla: Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay."

"Friendship is a four-letter word."

"Some friends come with a happy ending."

"Justin Timberlake – Dylan Harper"

"Mila Kunis – Jamie Rellis"

"Patricia Clarkson – Lorna, Jamie's mother"

"Jenna Elfman – Annie, Dylan's sister"

"Bryan Greenberg – Parker"

"Nolan Gould – Sam"

"Nolan Gould – Mr. Harper"

"Woody Harrelson – Tommy Bollinger"

"Emma Stone – Kayla"

"Andy Samberg – Quincy"

"Shaun White – himself"