Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"What are you people, on dope?!"

"[the "five-point plan"] Alright, now pay attention. First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five – now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

"[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Wait. Just a minute. Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock anymore?"

"Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!"

"It's Awesome! Totally Awesome!"

"At Ridgemont High Only the Rules get Busted!"

"Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Stacy Hamilton"

"Judge Reinhold - Brad Hamilton"

"Phoebe Cates - Linda Barrett"

"Robert Romanus - Mike Damone"

"Brian Backer - Mark Ratner"

"Ray Walston - Mr. Hand"

"Scott Thomson - Arnold"

"Vincent Schiavelli - Mr. Vargas"

"Amanda Wyss - Lisa"

"Forest Whitaker - Charles Jefferson"

"Anthony Edwards - Stoner Bud"

"Eric Stoltz - Stoner Bud"