Diner (film)

"If you want to talk, you always have the guys at the diner. You don't need a girl if you wanna talk."

"When you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Where can we do it? Why can't we do it? Are you parents gonna be out so we can do it? Everything is always talkin' about getting sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details. But then, when you get married... it's crazy, I dunno. You can get it whenever you want it. You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. So all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk, 'cause you're already married. So... ya know I can come down here and we can bullshit the entire night away but I cannot hold a 5 minute conversation with Beth. I mean it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great... It's just, we got nothing to talk about... But it's good, it's good."

"All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said fuck or fight."

"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"

"[to his older brother] It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is"."

"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family."

"You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong."

"We all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia."

"TV customer: [watching a black and white television program in the showroom] Is this show in color, or is there something wrong with the set?"

"What they wanted most wasn't on the menu."

"Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls."

"Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons"

"Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber"

"Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell"

"Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr."

"Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard"

"Ellen Barkin - Beth Schreiber"

"Paul Reiser - Modell"

"Kathryn Dowling - Barbara"

"Michael Tucker - Bagel"

"Jessica James - Mrs. Simmons"

"Colette Blonigan - Carol Heathrow"

"Kelle Kipp - Diane"

"Clement Fowler - Mr. Simmons"