Cake

"As soon as you're born, you start dying, So you might as well have a good time."

"Cool blue reason empties on the page Your colleagues are in prison and your enemies enraged."

"A golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame — To think I held you yesterday, your love was just a game."

"I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who stays up late, I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity, Who uses a machete to cut through red tape."

"In a seedy karaoke bar, by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus, is a Japanese man in a business suit singing ""."