Brandon DiCamillo

"The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stumblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal-like Saran wrap you S.O What?, and I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now."

"My name's Scott Bradford. I'm 19, gonna be 20 in, like, December. [metal clanging]"

"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!"

"I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film."

"Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama."

"Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ralph can you leave right now?....Ok sit down."

"Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one."

"Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm."

"Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free.......shit."

"Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape..."

"[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away.] What? do you run for fun?"

"Oh it's Parked Terrifically, for PT"

"See that guy in the corner? He whacks off to pictures of dogs"

"Have you ever seen a Brazilian zorse?"

"(Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you.""