Beverly Hills Ninja

"I am the great white ninja."

"I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you."

"Nice jacket, who shot the couch? (Laughter)"

"Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja. (Finds out henchmen heard him say that) Did I say "ninja"? I meant "ninny." "Haru, you are such a ninny.""

"I wish I'd killed you months ago."

"There's no time! There's a bomb in here!"