Better Than Chocolate

"I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me."

"You're not bisexual, Carla — you're omnisexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path."

"Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic… hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?"

"Ouch, it's the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls won't play with you."

"Of course it's obscene! That's the point!"

"Sometimes you have this bubbling up feeling, this certain sort of rage."

"Wendy Crewson — Lila"

"Karyn Dwyer — Maggie"

"Christina Cox — Kim"

"Ann-Marie MacDonald — Frances"

"Marya Delver — Carla"

"Kevin Mundy — Paul"

"Tony Nappo — Tony"

"Jay Brazeau — Mr. L. B. Marcus, Canada Customs"

"Beatrice Zeilanger — Bernice"

"Peter Outerbridge — Judy"