Anger Management (film)

"[singing] I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and whitty and... gay."

"Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"

"Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!"

"I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."

"I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want."

"Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!"

"I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch."

"Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater."

""So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from."

"There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of Individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupon. Implosive, is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You are the cashier."

"Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable."

"Feel the love"

"Let the healing begin"

"Adam Sandler as David "Dave" Buznik"

"Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell"

"Marisa Tomei as Linda"

"Luis Guzmán as Lou"

"Jonathan Loughran as Nate"

"Kurt Fuller as Frank Head"

"Krista Allen as Stacy"