Amy's Orgasm

"The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no."

"[a talk-show host accuses Amy of being a lesbian due to her bad opinions on men] I don't think I'm a lesbian because when I fantasize, I fantasize about sucking dick."

"[When asked what she fantasizes about sexually] The thought of seducing a celibate man away from his allegiance to God."

"I had a physical orgasm, but not a mental one, where you let someone inside and you really see yourself."

"You have a unique talent for having bad taste in men."

"Julie Davis — Amy Mandell"

"Jeff Cesario — Priest"

"Julie Bowen — Nikki"