All Dogs Go to Heaven

"[about to deliver food to his hungry puppy friends] These are some of the poorest people I know. They're broker than... the Ten Commandments. [laughs] Little joke. Very little."

"What a selfish, callous cad of a heel I've been. Blind to the needs of our society's lowly unloved."

"[while drunk] Hee-hee-hee-hee! You're the doggonest pals... a swell could ever have. [laughs] I love you, guys. You wanna sing with me? You wanna sing with me?"

"I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous!"

"You're not my friend. You're a bad dog!"

"Charlie? I have to go to the bathroom."

"All dogs go to heaven, because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good, and loyal and kind."

"[singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish, laughing and singing all day."

"[repeated line] Charlie...you can never come back..."

"I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner, Charlie."

"That is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled in a friendly and business-like way!"

"MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"

"So you see, Charlie, the story has a happy ending! I keep the girl and make a fortune and you...you get to go to heaven! You don't wanna go to heaven, Charlie? [chuckles maliciously]"

"[while his ray gun is out of control] H-H-How do you stooooooop this thing?!"

"You can never go back! Charliiiiie..."

"[in cut footage] Now, you are mine."

"Oh, I don't care! It's just you and me. [singing] Let's make music together! Let's make sweet harmony!"

"But not all dogs stay there!"

"Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin"

"Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford"

"Judith Barsi - Anne-Marie"

"Vic Tayback - Carface Caruthers"

"Charles Nelson Reilly - Killer"

"Loni Anderson - Flo"

"Melba Moore - Whippet angel Annabelle"

"Ken Page - King Gator"

"Rob Fuller - Earl"

"Earleen Carey - Kate"

"Godfrey Quigley - Terrier"

"Anna Manahan - Stella Dallas"

"Candy Devine - Vera"

"Dan Molina (uncredited) - The Hellhound"