Alien from L.A.

"I'm looking for a girl with big bones."

"OK, maybe I might help you. It's only because I'm a sucker for big-boned dolls in trouble."

"Mambino: Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives everyone a headache."

"General Rykov: Your panty-hose are on too tight, Crassus."

"Lord Over: Come here, child. Come closer. So, you are the Wanda."

"Venture to the core!"

"Tinseltown Was No Comparison To The Underground."

"The people at the center of the Earth are about to get a visitor."

"Kathy Ireland is the Alien From L.A."

"A fantastic adventure."

"Kathy Ireland — Wanda Saknussemm"

"William R. Moses — Guten "Gus" Edway"

"Richard Haines — Professor Arnold Saknussemm"

"Don Michael Paul — Robbie"

"Thom Mathews — Charmin'"

"Janie Du Plessis — General Rykov / Shank / Claims Officer"

"Simon Poland — Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman"

"Linda Kerridge — Roryis Freki / Auntie Pearl"

"Kristen Trucksess — Stacy"

"Lochner de Kock — Professor Ovid Galba / Paddy Mahoney"

"Deep Roy — Mambino, The Boss of Bosses"