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avril 10, 2026
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"Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono."
"I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?"
"You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse shit! AHAHAHAHA!"
"Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!"
"What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down."
"Reject rejection"
"When every college turned them down...they made one up."
"Battle Royale"
"Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines"
"Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader"
"Adam Herschman - Glen"
"Columbus Short - Hands"
"Maria Thayer - Rory"
"Lewis Black - Uncle Ben"
"Blake Lively - Monica"
"Mark Derwin - Jack Gaines"
"Ann Cusack - Diane Gaines"
"Hannah Marks - Lizzie Gaines"
"Robin Taylor - Abernathy (A.D.D.)"
"Diora Baird - Kiki"
"Joe Hursley - Maurice / The Ringers"
"Jeremy Howard - Freaky Student"
"Anthony Heald - Dean Van Horne"