The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

"Damn, you're ugly."

"What now, you piece of filth?"

"I can't cry. Don't know how..."

"Damn, I look old."

"They say it's the game of kings. That chess teaches one to think strategically. What a load of rubbish! Both sides have identical pieces, the rules stay invariably the same. How does this mirror real life?"