Dogma (Film)

"Alanis Morissette – God"

"Matt Damon – Loki"

"Linda Fiorentino – Bethany Sloane"

"Alan Rickman – Metatron"

"Chris Rock – Rufus, the 13th Apostle"

"Jason Lee – Azrael"

"Salma Hayek – Serendipity"

"Jason Mewes – Jay"

"Kevin Smith – Silent Bob"

"George Carlin – Cardinal Glick"

"Janeane Garofalo – Liz"

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air."

"(Last words) But l'm a fucking demon."

"As I was saying - prior to your firefighting episode - I am... the Metatron. [Bethany stares blankly.] Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell. [She continues staring blankly.] You people! If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?"

"Tell a person that you're the Metatron, and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar! May I continue uninterrupted?"

"The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks."

"So you were an artist? Big deal. Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's the King, and you're a schmuck."

"PA Announcer: [at St. Michael's hospital] I repeat: this is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you. l repeat."

"Get "touched" by an angel."

"It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven"

"Faith is a funny thing."

"Prepare Thyself."

"Look out Below"

"Ben Affleck – Bartleby"

"Ich Dich führen? Lady, guck mich an, meistens weiß ich selber nich, wo ich bin!"

"Ich komm mir vor wie Han Solo und Du bist Chewie und wir sind in dieser blöden Bar!"

"Ich bin Jay und das ist mein Hetero-Lebenspartner Silent Bob."

"Jesus war nicht weiß, sondern schwarz!"

""Aber das schlimmste ist für ihn die Zersplitterung der ganzen Religionen. Er sagt, die Menschen machen einen großen Fehler, wenn sie eine gute Idee mit einer Glaubensstruktur versauen." über Jesus"

"Hauptdarsteller:"

"Erschienen: 1999"

"Genre: Fantasy-Satire"

"Drehbuch: Kevin Smith"

"Regie: Kevin Smith"