"beats me we leave port yesterday evening, and i don't sleeep a wink allnite. just rocking rocking rocking all nite lo…"

"If God or the Balance or some other cosmic force is watching right now, why don't we agree on this? You get me out of…"

"Dear Diary, note to self: the next time anybody says the word "destiny"… run like hell!"

"Why does the boat have to keep moving around? Why can't they make a boat that just stays still? I mean they got magic…"

"I've been lucky so far. I'm counting on my luck lasting just a little bit longer. Pleeease?"

"I can think of only one word right now, and it won't really do me any good. HELP!"

"If I AM insane, why aren't I seeing fluffy pink rabbits right now?"

"Sundays are made for sleeping in. Sundays are made for walking around in baggy clothes, watching movies, nursing head…"

"Hope Street Projects! Not exactly the friendliest place in town. It's more of a "shoot first, then shoot again, then …"

"What am I, an Amazon hunting woman person? I think not. I had a hard time smacking a fly."