"Tim: Management is all about appearing to be awake while actually asleep"

"Mayor's hallucination: It is almost impossible for me to tell you just how cool everything is going to be right now."

"Investigator (after finding a wallet at a crime scene): Its leather exterior suggests a man of substance. The copious…"

"Esther: It's dynamite when you aren't the one being stalked by the Death-Beast! Whose name suggests that it is a beas…"

"Erin: I mind my own business! And any other business that needs minding."

"Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it! It cannot be diluted by rain! Not any more!"

"Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. Well. Except maybe in a grisly accident wher…"

"Shelly: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the earth with envious eye. Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry."

"The sad and obvious truth of the matter is that art, once formalized or mechanized, is no longer art; and the few art…"

"Criminy: I fortify myself with facts. Arm myself with information. Empower myself with wisdom… then I hide away."