"Don’t bring your petty little human perspective to the matter, Dr. Onslo. To a vulture, carrion tastes like chocolate…"

"Bobby asked him what it was like to be insane. “There is nothing that being insane is like,” Rupert replied."

"Oh, Robespierre, Robespierre, was the triumph of inadvertence over intention ever so total?"

"“Love Jesus, embrace your inner storm trooper, and leave the planet a more miserable place than you found it—that’s C…"

"Monotheism is just one of the myths by which we live, and Yahweh is just one of the deities who populate these stories."

"My friends in the nouveau paganism camp accuse me of quaintness: Bible thumpers are straw men, so why bother?...My an…"

"When I destroyed my unwanted children, it was murder. When Yahweh did the same, it was eugenics. Do you approve of th…"

"Being God, I must choose My words carefully. People, I’ve noticed, tend to hang on to My every remark. It gets annoyi…"

"If You intervene too profusely in Earth’s affairs, I’ve noticed, the inhabitants become chronically distracted, and t…"

"There’s no objective evidence for an afterlife, and anecdotal reports of heaven cannot be distinguished from wishful …"