"Peacemaker / Chris Smith: He thinks he's better than everybody else! It's his declarations against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary. Really, dude? Yeah, it kinda sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more edgier than you look like jerks, you know what I mean? A lot of these guys -- these, uh, heroes in the magazines -- they're obsessed with me. 'Cause I'm more jacked than they are."

"Rachel Brosnahan — Lois Lane"

"Neva Howell — Martha Kent"

"I didn't actually make it through your writing, Clark. Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. That isn't one of them."

"You have a dog?"

"I can't stand the Metahumans, but he's so much worse. Super... "man". He's not a man. He's an it. A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that's somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation. Nothing's felt right since he showed up."

"I'm not killing you so the Boravian military conflict can proceed; I created the Boravian military conflict so I'd have an excuse to kill you!"

"Them. Superman, a mean dog in a cape, a weird baby, and a squiggle man."

"Hot damn. That's a flying dog."

"Opening Crawl: 3 CENTURIES AGO, the first superpowered beings, known as METAHUMANS, appeared on Earth, ushering in a new era of GODS AND MONSTERS. 3 DECADES AGO, an extraterrestrial baby was sent in a spacecraft to Earth, and adopted by Kansas farmers. 3 YEARS AGO, the baby, now grown, announced himself as SUPERMAN, the most powerful metahuman of all. 3 WEEKS AGO, Superman stopped the country of BORAVIA from invading JARHANPUR, sparking controversy around the world. 3 HOURS AGO, a metahuman called the HAMMER OF BORAVIA attacked Superman in the city of METROPOLIS. 3 MINUTES AGO, Superman lost a battle for the first time."

"Sorry, kid; Superman couldn't make it. So you got an upgrade."

"Maxwell Lord: The one thing that liberals and conservatives can finally agree on is that Lex Luthor sucks."

"David Corenswet — Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman"

"Anthony Carrigan — Rex Mason / Metamorpho"

"Pruitt Taylor Vince — Jonathan Kent"

"Krypto! Get the toy."

"Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes..."

"I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman."

"[to Clark] Whoa, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? That's a thing you can do?"

"[to Jimmy, about Eve, after analyzing her selfies] Your hot ex is a genius!"

"You pride won't be making our choices today, Angela, thank you."

"[Anchor: What about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the years? Saving countless lives...] No, he's grooming us. Lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance, forging a path for his superpowered descendants to rule the Earth. I will not accept that. Will you? [Anchor: Mr. Luthor...] I'm... I'm scared. I will admit that, I am scared. Because who knows how large his secret harem is already?"

"I hoped to get the knowledge to help destroy him. Little did I know, his own parents would be providing it."

"I think I'm doing a good job."

"What you're looking at is the most powerful being on planet Earth."

"Hey, buddy! Eyes up here."

"[Lois: He's just a dog.] Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but he's out there alone and he's probably scared. I love you, Lois. I should've told you that a long time ago."

"I don't need your help! I'm goddamn Mister Terrific!"

"This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe!"

"Make a move, Big Blue."

"[Lois: That haircut should be against your vows.] That what? That what should be what? I'll have you know, 348 chicks say otherwise!"

"Krypto... take me home. Home!"

"Pa Kent: Parents aren’t for telling their children who they’re supposed to be. We are here to give y’all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own. Your choices, Clark. Your actions. That’s what makes you who you are. Let me tell you something, son, I couldn’t be… more proud of you."

"Kara Zor-El: [to Superman, regarding Krypto] Thanks for watching him, bitch!"

"It begins."

"Nicholas Hoult — Lex Luthor"

"Edi Gathegi — Michael Holt / Mister Terrific"

"Nathan Fillion — Guy Gardner / Green Lantern"

"Isabela Merced — Kendra Saunders / Hawkgirl"

"[Lois: What do you know about these biological parents of yours?] Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a better place. [Lois: They said that?] They did. They sent a message along with me. That message is why I do what I do. I cherish it more than anything."

"[to Luthor] Brain beats brawn. [to Ultraman] Sorry, chum."

"[Lex: You piece of shit alien!] That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex! I'm as human as anyone! I love! I-I get scared! I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can! I screw up all the time! But that is being human! And that's my greatest strength! And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too!"

"Sara Sampaio — Eve Teschmacher"