"Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting niggers". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!"

"Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!"

"Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!"

"The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!"

"I never trusted that Colonel. Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets!"

"Jesus Christ, black man. Babe Ruth, black man. Madonna... sleeps with black men."

"Oooh, right up the pooper!"

"Gimme a pillow case. I'm joinin' the Klan!"

""Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does."

"You're so sweet. And cute, too, in a Theo Huxtable kind of way."

"A girl needs friends, Anton. Would you like to be my friend?"

"They look at you and all they see is a threatening black man. They look at me and all they see are my full breasts and my narrow waist that tapers to my pert backside. It's just not fair."

"It's time to release our secret weapon. I call it... Black Man's Kryptonite."

"Little by little we're blending and merging until one day we're all going to be one united people, living and working and dancing together like the news, or Ally McBeal, or the people that work at Saturn! And we've gotta stop it before it's too late!"

"As a child, Pootie Tang has his mother die and his father raise him just briefly. His father gives him a "magic" belt - the very same belt he's disciplined with - on his deathbed."

""Camietowns a biddie; wapatah to the bammies on the Pannie Stai! Cigarettes/Fast food = Netatai Baddy!" - an example of Pootie Tang's idiosyncratic speech offered early in the film. A PSA ad aimed at children is so effective, it launches the plot. Corporate America - embodied in Dave Atell, and "Lecter Corp." - attempts to seize Pootie's voice (20,000,000 USD is offered) which Pootie refuses on moral grounds ("That's a canapan to the semachai") with a "nay-no" [see below]]. Pootie refuses to "wah-da-tah to the shama cow", interpreted generally as Pootie will not succumb to any corporation's will [needs citation]. Irene "Hoochie Ma Chicken Head" is unleashed by Lecter Corp. to seek Pootie and steal his "magic" belt. In the tradition the solitary hero - Odysseus, Cuchulainn, and so on - Pootie has friends, not be relied on for sustenance, but friends nevertheless. Wanda Sykes plays one such friend - the classic "hooker with the heart of gold" who isn't actually a hooker - who hosts parties not even "air can get into" without an invitation."

"Trucky: It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!"

"Biggie Shorty: Just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?"

"Trucky: You can't hurt a ho with a belt... they like that shit."

"Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvenated again. Rejuvenated!"

"Dirty Dee: Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my ass!"

"Trucky: Dirty Dee is still dirty because he's Dirty Dee, dammit!"

""Pootie Tang-A" appears as a white man dressed in black face posing as Pootie Tang, selling Lecter Corp. products. Dozens of fake Pooties suddenly show up."