Is It Fall Yet?

"Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?"

"Life sucks no matter where you are so don't be fooled by location changes."

"That's it. Must... contact... intelligent... life..."

"I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much."

"The guys here are a lot better looking in person than on their wanted posters."

"Any kid who looks to you for nurturing is more than just lost."

"Uh-oh, don't look now but it's 'Toulouse Lau-dreck'."

"But that's not fair. I didn't have time to study with my Fashion Club duties. Don't extracurricular activities count for anything?"

"You can't judge someone by their family. What if people judged me by.... blech! Got to go."

"Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer"

"Julián Rebolledo as Jake Morgendorffer"

"Wendy Hoopes as Helen Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer, and Jane Lane"

"Alvaro J. Gonzales as Trent Lane"

"Russell Hankin as Tom Sloane"

"Marc Thompson as Anthony DiMartino, Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson and Jamie White"

"Tim Novikoff as Jeffy"

"Steven Huppert as Joey"

"Jessica Cyndee Jackson as Jodie Landon"

"Amir Williams as Michael Jordan "Mack-Daddy" Mackenzie"

"Janie Mertz as Sandi Griffin and Brittany Taylor"

"Sarah Drew as Stacy Rowe"

"Ashley Albert as Tiffany Blum-Decker"

"Nora Laudani as Angela Li"

"Corey Block as Link"

"Carson Daly as David Sorenson"

"Dave Grohl as Daniel"

"Bif Naked as Alison"

"John Lynn as Sick, Sad World Announcer"