Forward March Hare

"What's this? A letter. "B. Bunny." For me! Now where'd that come from? Oh, well. [Reads letter] "Greetings... The President of the United States..." Hmm, that's nice. "Hereby notified... been selected... training therein... report local board..." Holy cats, I've been drafted!"

"But, General, sir, isn't there somethin' a patriotic rabbit could do for his country?"

"[last lines, as he was testing bombs] And just think, in 30 years I can retire."

"What have you got against me, anyways? Why don't you listen to orders? You've got ears just like the other guys. [Notices Bugs' long ears; does startled take] Well, anyways, you're furry all over and got a fuzzy tail just like all the... Doy! Jumping catfish! We've inducted a rabbit! Hey, General! Hey, somebody! Hey!"