Confetti (film)

"Hello, my name is Antoni Clarke, and I am a bride's best friend. [Pause; wearily] I'm not gay."

"Vivianne, am I going to meet any more mental people today?"

"Not everyone wants to get married in a crazy way. Not everyone wants their special day ruined by a gimmick. But some people do."

"[About a prospective bride-to-be in an unlikely bid] She was quite pretty. We could pair her up with someone else."