"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification."

"Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka."

"So you're the funny little man who's been following me."

"I guess it's time to change the world."

"Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!"

"I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa."

"In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawki…"

"I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see."

"Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate."

"I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inven…"