"You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit."

"Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave …"

"Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?"

"I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!"

"It's hard work makin' you look so bad."

"You still putting up bricks? What is this a masons convention? Clang!! Clang!! I need welding torch to play in this l…"

"A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second."

"Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said 'Not you!'."

"You're too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your 'fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zo…"

"You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked."