"Look, we've already kicked the shit out of this place. What are we supposed to do, turn our backs on all the entrepre…"

"This is Donnie Lou's Fever Juice. It is rated at just under a quarter million Scoville units. Now, when I find the de…"

"Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona" which means mask? So maybe being human means …"

"Isn't it a little late to be worrying about international conventions? Is nerve gas any worse than getting your head …"

"Let's cut the shit, Walken. I like killing people as much as the next guy. But I signed up to kill the bad ones. Heal…"

"Marsha, get me Katie Couric, Al Jezeera and 100 gallons of sheep shit."

"It's going to be hard to torture someone who's mostly dead... but I'm gonna try to enjoy it."

"You ever wonder what the ideology of a Vibrio cholerae bacterium is? Or the belief system of Yersinia pestis, the bac…"

"Wonderful opportunities here, Hauser, as long as these towel-heads don't actually look up "freedom" in the dictionary…"

"Marisa Tomei - Natalie Hegalhuzen"