"Like I told you, I'm not a magician," he says. "If something isn't working, I don't try to guess."

"My boss treated me like a slave and I felt completely degraded. Then, just once, I did a terrible thing - I peed in h…"

"I can say with absolute certainty I do not cheat. I am not a magician."

"OK, David. Here we are on the train to Exeter, to the football club of which I am joint chairman, and where we're doi…"

"I don't care what those schmucks think. I'm a millionaire."

"I'll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire characte…"

"I went to a number of homes around the country, sometimes with my own spoons in my pocket, or I would select one at r…"

"Those responding to Geller's phenomenon by "bending forks" themselves, were following the same pattern. Their ego "ro…"

"Time did a devastating hatchet job on Uri Geller (and others). Time selected those events and circumstances thoroughl…"

"Uri Geller may have psychic powers by means of which he can bend spoons; if so, he appears to be doing it the hard way."