"Ain't but three things in this world that's worth a solitary dime, But old dogs and children and watermelon wine."

"Yes, a monkey was the President, though maybe not the first And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe."

"I love winners when they cry, Losers when they try."

"It's faster horses Younger women Older whiskey More money."

"Whiskey's too rough Champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain Should help me explain A…"

"I’m full of hate and I love it!"

"Comin' in on a wing and a pray'r Comin' in on a wing and a pray'r Tho' there's one motor gone, We can still carry on,…"

"Confidence is the most beautiful thing you can possess."

"I’m not gonna say I peed my pants because that sounds really graphic and maybe not sanitary, but I think it really ju…"

"I love when artists write sad songs and they have a sense of humor to them because it’s just up my alley."