"I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And t…"

"He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that wh…"

"Woman in this scale, the weed in that, Jupiter, hang out thy balance, and weigh them both; and if thou give the prefe…"

"Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's ston…"

"After he had administer'd a dose Of snuff mundungus to his nose; And powder'd th' inside of his skull, Instead of th'…"

"Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe; … Yet thy true lovers more admir…"

"I'm gettin' tired of guys who smoke pipes. When are they gonna outlaw this shit? Guy with a fuckin' pipe! It's an arr…"

"Haven't we had about enough of this cigar smoking shit? When are these fat, arrogant, overfed, white-collar business …"

"As the most powerful state, the U.S. makes its own laws, using force and conducting economic warfare at will. It also…"

"Divine Tobacco."