"Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead."

"How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."

"There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six …"

"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross... it j…"

"You know what a Rainmaker is, kid? The bucks are gonna be falling from the sky."

"There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company."

"Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor"

"Danny DeVito - Deck Shifflet"

"My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong. Did piss him off so much…"