"Judge: it pains me to break up such a beautiful friendship, so I won't! Five years in the State Penitentiary at the p…"

"Dear Lord, I want all that MONEY!!!"

"I'm hysterical, I'm having hysterics. When I get like this, I can't stop. (Max throws water on him) I'M WET!!! I'M WE…"

"Hold Me, Touch Me and Max: "Send me to the moon you animal, send me to the moon" "Thursday, darling, I'll send you to…"

"Max: We may be sitting down, but we're giving you a standing ovation!"

"But not me: I won’t give in They can lead: but I will never follow Take it all: take all of it you can Have your fill…"

"The days pass you by You’re running in place Tomorrow is wearing Your yesterday’s face"

"So many people so many different races So many tongues and religions came to be They couldn’t share the tower to the …"

"Give me a cause that I can fight for Give me a wrong I can do right for Give me some laws that don’t abuse me Rules t…"

"A deal is a deal; not a one that he calls off Question his ethics and he’ll cut your balls off All that he lives for …"