"[narrating] Five thousand years ago, a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King led a great army on a campaign to co…"

"Folks, knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and …"

"Whatever it is, whatever you want, O'Connell, I don't care! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I go…"

""We worked with a guy called Dr. Stuart Smith from UCLA and he’s an Egyptologist. He put all this stuff on tape for u…"

"Adventure is reborn."

"He will rise again."

"The most powerful force on Earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better."

"Brendan Fraser - Richard "Rick" O'Connell"

"Rachel Weisz - Evelyn "Evy" Carnahan O'Connell/Princess Nefertiri"

"Freddie Boath - Alexander "Alex" O'Connell"