"You don't happen to have an older, grateful sister, do you?"

"Fella I once knew in El Paso, one day he took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him the sam…"

"I took a job in a grocery store. Fella says I'll make a crackerjack clerk. Crackerjack."

"You know, I've been in some towns where the girls weren't very pretty. Matter of fact, I've been in some towns where …"

"Reminds me of that fella back home who fell off a ten-story building. As he was falling, people on each floor kept he…"

"The reason I understand your problem so well is that I walked into the same trap myself. Yeah. First day we got here …"

"The Old Man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We'll always lose."

"I never rode shotgun on a hearse before. Gettin' up there don't bother me. It's stayin' up there that I mind."

"I'll tell you what I can do: I can kill the first man who so much as whispers a word about giving up. The very first …"

"The days of good hunting are over. Once there was horses, cattle, gold, fruit from the trees... no more. Now I must h…"