"Kronk: You want Kuzco to beat me up? Ha! Back to planet Earth, Malina. I mean, look at the guy. He's a toothpick. You don't stand a chance. Kuzco: Yeah, uh, quick emperor question, how does this help? Malina: Kronk's going to throw the fight. Kronk: Throw it where? Kuzco: Oh, I get it! He takes a dive. Kronk: So we're swimming now? Malina: No, Kronk, you and Kuzco pretend to fight, and you let Kuzco win. Then Kavo will be afraid of Kuzco, and leave him alone. Kronk: Yeah... What's Kavo got to do with this? Kuzco: He wants to fight me at sunset. Kronk: Well, I'm not surprised. You're cruel and insensitive, makin' fun of him all the time. It's not nice. Good for Kavo. Kuzco: Yeah, but bad for me, meathead. Kronk: See? That's what I'm talking about! It's on, buddy! You, me. Throw down. Malina: No, no, no! You've gotta let Kuzco win, or he's going to get the snot beat out of him! Kronk: Ew. Kuzco: Do you have to be so graphic? Let's just get this over with. Kronk: So... What are we doing again?"
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