"Wise up, folks. We're all alone out there and tomorrow we're going out there again."

"[about men] They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful wom…"

"[about the wake] Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come."

"You see, Sarah, Harold, we took a secret vote. We're not leaving. We're never leaving."

"There's some asshole at work you have to kowtow to, and you find yourself doing things you thought you'd never do. Bu…"

"Are not the satisfactions of being a good man among our common men great enough to sustain us anymore? Where did Alex…"

"In a cold world, you need your friends to keep you warm."

"The story of eight old friends searching for something they lost, and finding that all they needed was each other."

"How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take?"

"Spend some time with a few good friends."