"Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that."
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His version of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears"
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Stanley Unwin (comedian)
Stanley Unwin (7 June 1911 – 12 January 2002) was a British comedian and comic writer, famous for his idiosyncratic brand of English known as "Unwinese".
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