"[Flash Thompson: You work for Spider-Man?] I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! [The jet suddenly explodes] Ne…"

"Martin Starr as Roger Harrington"

"Marisa Tomei as May Parker"

"I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt! [The other kids shoot him a "WTF" expression.] We're sharing, right?"

"We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages."

"The world needs the next Iron Man."

"I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation."

"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H."

"Everywhere I go, I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man. I don't know if that…"

"Pray nothing crazy happens again. Because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?"