"Fuck you, you fucking fuckers."

"(after ramming a carrot through the back of a guy's head) Eat your vegetables."

"I was just remembering a limerick. "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, …"

"Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live. [lobby of henchmen laugh…"

"My God. Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?"

"(upon seeing he ran over a robotic decoy of Oliver) What in the hell is that? Oh, my God, that is twisted. That sick …"

"Oh, c'mon, Smith. Guns don't kill people... [grins] but they sure help!"

"(On a cell phone, while aiming a gun at Smith) I can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something."

"[Reading a profile on Smith] National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Then he disappeared. S…"

"(after using a Walther PPK) What a piece of crap."