"The Trump administration still hasn't released all of the Epstein files as required by law, and is instead exploring more kinetic ways to distract public attention from this uncomfortable fact, sources confirmed today. âAnd we all know the best way to divert attention from domestic problems is to bomb people with funny-sounding names overseas,â said a senior White House official. âSo weâve put together a target list of countries with weak militaries, weird names â or both â that we can hit with our few remaining Tomahawks to make sure the Big Manâs name doesnât pop up in compromising positions in the Epstein documents.â Duffel Blog obtained the target list for Operation PEDO PALADIN, a contingency plan officials say has been sitting in a desk drawer labeled âBreak Glass If Accountability Appears.â According to sources, the president doesnât particularly care which country gets hit first, largely because he canât find any of them on a map anyway."
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Duffel Blog, 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files", 14 January 2026
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