"The killers are wanted in all 50 states."
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as quoted by Jerry Seinfeld, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Season 2: Episode 5 (2013)
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Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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