"Oh, don't jump on the nice Mr. Vice President."

"And this is the Declaration of Independence. Can you read that? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all me…"

"You mean officially he's here unofficially."

"You mean you wanna tell me what you think I should say, right?"

"He owes me a massage."

"You wanna know something? That before I started to work for the government, I'd never read the Constitution? I didn't…"

"Okay. Okay, now, who can we get to go talk to the girl and impress her? Come on, let's think, there must be someone—s…"

"He was cursing in at least four languages."

"There's something funny going on in Washington. Goldie's about to become a diplomat."

"I'd like to tell everybody in America that this is absolutely the best place to come if you're ever shot in the ass."