"This I believe: I believe there is no god."

"Teller: Will you shut up! Homer Simpson: Hey, I thought you didn't talk. Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... …"

"Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect."

"By a peculiar logical inversion the Anglo-Saxon ruling class, its imitators, accomplices, and victims, have come to b…"

"When you're pregnant, you finally start reading ingredients on food. You start caring about yourself by accident, bec…"

"Once the Cosby thing happened, I was kind of like, anything I hold dear to me truth-wise could be untrue. I'm literal…"

"On China and COVID-19: So our enemy made a virus on purpose that killed tons of people, broke our economy, broke our …"

"The right is taking books out of schools. Who cares, dude? That’s a states’ rights thing. That is between the parents…"

"On Charlie Kirk: He was as close to not a hypocrite as I've seen in a while. Did he lie about stuff? I don’t know. Wa…"

"First off, everything is fair game. Nothing is sacred, especially the "sacred". And since the theme is critical think…"