"Don't cry in front of the Mexicans."

"Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it."

"Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife…"

"Marvin Schwarz: So Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl fr…"

"Trudi Frazer: I believe it's the job of an actor – and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensic…"

"Sadie: Dig it! We all grew up watching TV. You know what I mean? If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watc…"

"Tex: You two ready to kill some piggies?"

"Bruce Lee: Now I admire Cassius Clay, I do. What I admire is, in his sport there is an element of true combat. When C…"

"Leonardo DiCaprio – Rick Dalton"

"You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?"