"Zara dekhein to sahi dulhe raja ke hain. E-Khain!"

"Tu to bewakoof hai ga? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai."

"Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod."

"Teri aur meri kismat to gadhe ke ling se likhi gayi hay."

"Jo agwai ka kaam kare woh hijra bhaisaab. Agar inki betti (beti) humein juttha bol dey to jindagi bhar jaaban say ink…"

"Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeed (vakeel) saab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi jaan sake, kathor."

"Sarat ghoron pe lagaate hain, kathor! Seron pe nahi"

"Khaal udhed ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa"

"Badi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan"

"Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya. Dhage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay, chutiya. Aur jo …"