"You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love."

"No injuries, 6360 battles."

"Remember Sparky, no matter what they say, you can never have too much sugar."

"The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo."

"Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth."

"It's cookies! He smells like cookies — and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat."

"John Travolta - Michael"

"Andie MacDowell - Dorothy Winters"

"William Hurt - Frank Quinlan"

"Bob Hoskins - Vartan Malt"