"The precursors to a civilization that’s going under are the same, time and time again. … What's human sacrifice if no…"

"If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads."

"I don't think of myself as either American or Australian really, I'm a true hybrid. It's a good thing for me because …"

"My family means more to me than the artificial trappings of my career. If ever I had to choose between my career and …"

"I'm not anti-Semitic. My Gospels are not anti-Semitic. I've shown it to many Jews and they're like, it's not anti-Sem…"

"I don't feel like I want to get in front of a camera any more. I like getting, you know, just being a slob behind a c…"

"They take it up the ass. [pointing at his posterior] This is only for taking a shit."

"Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?"

"The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times."

"[On the number of victims in the Holocaust] I mean when the war was over they said it was 12 million. Then it was six…"