"We humans who art on Earth, humanity is special, our kingdom has come. Do what we innately know to be right, on Earth…"

"All big cities are the same now. It used to be easier at weekends. Not anymore, you get the white stretch limos every…"

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetit…"

"Would you like the oldest, most historically significant athletic competition the world has ever known, attracting at…"

"[on global warming] There's a group of people who, a little while ago, were saying, "It's not happening." That same g…"

"I don't like David Blaine, he is the ultimate git wizard."

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"

"If I do decide one day to stop acting, I just hate the idea of people going: 'Oh, did you ever do anything else besid…"

"I don't really know how to act, I kind of wanted to somehow make it real, and one of the ways I've always thought mak…"

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