"Who you calling psycho?!?!"

"The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine."

"Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn."

"It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy."

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!"

"A movie with a lot of balls."

"A comedy right up your alley."

"You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley."

"From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber""

"You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."