"You booked a river cruise and you can't swim?"

"The price just went up."

"If you believe in legends, you should believe in curses too."

"Everything that you see wants to kill you, and can."

"My name is Dr. Lily Houghton. My brother and I are looking for passage upriver. Legend has it that there is a tree th…"

"Haven't you been dreaming about another adventure?"

"I can't swim!"

"[Frank suggests turning back] Nope, just getting started."

"If I wanted to go to a primitive backwater where I can't understand a word anyone's saying, I'd visit our relatives i…"

"You think you're the first to eject me? I have been turned out of some of the best clubs in Europe!"