"I was a teenage wuss. In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples. I wore really wussy clothe…"

"Whenever the circus would come to town, I would tell Ethan all kinds of kinky clown domination stories involving the …"

"Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then s…"

"If most of us were wind up-toys, could we trust the few of us that weren't to wind us up when necessary? I think not.…"

"My heart is a flower, budding, blooming, dripping dew, dropping petals all over the place, making a big hopeless mess…"

"I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like. I want to be just like all the different people. I hav…"

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable."

"People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in…"

"Ed walked away from the program feeling fortified and stapled. His brain was buzzing, the way it always did just afte…"

"I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobod…"